Friday, December 19, 2008

Woman Celebrates 40th Birthday With Ritualistic Stroller Sacrifice

A Manhattan woman celebrated a milestone birthday by throwing her family’s last remaining stroller over the rim of a 2,000-foot volcano. Jennifer Tarpley, 40, said the ritual was intended to appease the gods and symbolize the end of a phase of parenthood that she would prefer to forget. “I hated pushing that damn thing around,” she said. “I hated folding it up to carry onto a bus or up subway stairs. I hated people who wouldn’t move out of the way. I hated trying to get through store aisles.” Experts suggest that the stroller ritual occasionally triggers an unintended effect, arousing the fertility gods.

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