Seven-Year-Old's First Sleepover is "Den of Sin"

Friends and relatives living in red states say seven-year-old Samuel Tarpley’s first sleepover was a mixed-gender “devils’ playground” that stretched until almost 11pm. Samuel and a female classmate reportedly caroused in their pajamas, played suggestive games like “Go Fish,” and—according to unconfirmed reports—shared a single sleeping bag. Neighbors reported hearing children’s voices at approximately 10:15pm singing the theme song from the TV show “Code Lyoko,” which, when played backwards, appears to say, “Swap spit, eat Snickers.” “Is this what constitutes a moral upbringing in New York?” asked a concerned minister rhetorically. Samuel’s parents were busy watching HBO and were unavailable for comment.