Removal of Potty Chair Sparks Bathroom Panic

The owners of a New York City apartment are reportedly panic-stricken after removing a potty chair after six years, only to discover that their home has only one bathroom. “We always assumed we had two,” said a befuddled Jennifer Tarpley. “Honestly, I never thought we’d miss that stinking thing,” added her teary-eyed husband, Todd. Efforts to retrieve the potty chair from the city sanitation department were unsuccessful. Said an spokesperson, “This is why suburbs were invented.”